Some of the weirdest yuri manhua pairings .... out there that you may not know.

Yuri stories often have very cliche story lines and themes. But below are some weirdest ships that can be found in chinese manhua that you have never notice.

Inanimate objects ( e.g. umbrellas)

Umbrellas that were once part of your household decoration are now animated in a human form and they can interact with each other just like humans do. The only thing is, they are in a different universe from you. Putting two umbrellas together now, may mean that the umbrellas are rubbing against each other, doing the ‘you know what’. Hehs.

2. Fruits and vegetables ( e.g. cherry x tomato}

An unnamed veggie series (Credits: 绘灵-clevercool)

Fighting over girls for an average human is bad enough. Now, Miss Cherry is being bullied by Mr Cucumber because Miss Tomato is in love with Miss Cherry. Mr Cucumber is delusional and he thinks that he and Miss Tomato are a match made in heaven ( for a salad! LMAO!!!). Meanwhile, a bad ass Mr Garlic is planing to ‘FIX’ Mr Cucumber so that Mr Cucumber will become Mr Garlic’s property. This definitely is more messed up than your prime time TV!

3. Tech gadgets x human (e.g. Mobile phone x phone owner)

Can’t let go of your mobile phone? This is probably why. Your mobile phone is so seductive that you want to open her up to explore every juicy bit she has. Who says 10 minutes is enough? A quickie is never satisfying. You will need at least an one hour session, oh well never mind, make it two hours…

4. Animals ( cat x cat)

Are you a cat owner? Fancy some romance between cats? Bringing you cat out for a walk may potentially help get a cat girl friend for your little one and a human girl friend for yourself. It works wonders, after all, most lesbians will never say no to a cat… Ah, I’m sorry, I meant erm the pussy.

5. Blood loving creatures ( Bat x scorpion)

Ever fantasize about vampires? We are almost there. A bat who is thirsty for some BLOOD finds a scorpion and tries to suck her blood ( no… not there. What are you thinking about!?). Apparently, that’s the worst choice the bat has made. Battie, better luck next time!

6. Immortals, ghosts and demons

a) A ghost and an exorcist

As the Proverb says - Money make the mare go ( Credit : 蛮麟）

A beginner exorcist runs into a female ghost and tries to exorcise her but is defeated. Miss noob realizes that Miss ghost is a kind - hearted spirit ( She didn’t realize that cutie is actually a pervert!). Together they defeat the giant evil spirit, and got married to each other. A comedy with a lot of puns and textual FAN SERVICE. You are likely to miss out on their making out session, simply because you do not understand the text.

b) Fox demon and human

Going out alone without informing your family may be the worst thing to do. The magistrate’s daughter dresses as a dude and sneaks out of her home, goes to the town alone without her attendants. She gets drunk and meets a fox demon at a dilapidated temple. The fox demon tries to make out with the girl, but she was too drunk to respond. Hence, on the next day, the fox tells the girl that she has violated her ( the fox) and taken her V. The innocent girl brings the fox demon home to exercise her responsibility by offering to marry to fox demon. （Warning : a full chapter of making out at chapter 004). Makes me wonder if sex feels the same for a demon. （Yikes…)

c) Demon snake x human

A human runs away with a pet snake (female snake demon) after being found out about their love relationship. Along the journey, they sought comfort in each other to relieve themselves of the stress of being hunted down by humans. A clear and detailed educational material to figure out how to make out with your pet snake if you are intending to do so. There are clear visuals to explain the process, and even how to find the snakes’s GSPOT! It’s neither for the faint - hearted nor for people who are into wild life conservation and claims that this is snake abuse. Trust me, helping a willing snake procreate, does less harm than people who attempt to capture and kill the snake in the name of justice.